You can't write when...

You may have a pen,a paper and a cup of coffee
You are sitting on a comfy chair but the room is so sloppy
You feel like tied to a rope,you have no hope
You can't write when those feelings are unable by you to cope

You lift your pen,but your thoughts feel jumbled
You try to write,but your pen gets tumbled

You simply can't write when with your loved one you had a fight
Or if you hadn't slept all night
Or if some crumbly feelings keep your heart tight

You write a sentence,then scratch half of it
You write another,but it doesn't seem to fit

You browse into the dictionary,and some new words you pick
You try to write again,but nothing seems to click

You drink your coffee,sip after sip
Hoping that it might give you a tip
And then you remember that girl's beautiful lip(s)
Whom you love,but she doesn't have any idea of it

In your fantasies,you run wide
Hoping that you will get a topic to write

It is because of that girl,
Who is more precious to you than a pearl
And you appreciate her eyes & her hair's curl

She may or may not be the girl next door
But you know that she can never be your
Carrying this thought,to you,writing seems to bore
You can't write when your heart is tore

You can't write when your appreciaters are lost
And you desperately want them back,at any cost

You try to remember the past,but it seems vague
Slowly,yet steadily your ideas begin to fade

It's night already,and your coffee is finished
You don't know why but your energy seems diminished
You close your eyes,and it's all finished...

Funny Poetry...The Unknown Rohit Pandey

This is a new concept called "Funny Poetry".Since over the past years,poetry has been used to express some kind of beauty,but there is a boy named Rohit Pandey,he is a duffer kind of boy with no beauty,but to express him as a poem,this Funny Poetry can be used.You can copy phrases to use them as taunts for your friends.Names have been changed for privacy issues,Enjoy.

Once upon a time there was a boy named Rohit,
Who was as innocent as a "Purohit"

He Studied at ResoNance,but always talked non-sense
He lended money from people,But never managed his finance

His Fashion was of the past trend,
maybe this is the reason why nobody claimed him as a friend

He spoke & spoke & spoke in vain,
Hearing him was no less than a pain

He didn't knew the meaning of vulgar words
Be it A*s,F**ker or Bas**rd
All he knew was a word called Shit,
And when he says it,he gets a HIT!

I still remember once when he made fun of a Sardar
Frankly speaking,He was beaten like a "Gaddaar"

I will write and you will laugh
But Rohit's brain will always remain half

He ate like a dogs,lived like pigs
There came the exams and he got sick

He called froth as milk,cotton as silk
turned Red to orange,as he termed Vodafone as Hutch
Wonder how he claimed that there were 12 buttons in an iPod Touch!

Life will get Rougher
Maths will get tougher
EAT THAT "Rohit will always remain a duffer"

He wants to talk sense,
but is everytime considered as a nuisance

He stated apple juice as wine
Listen what the party guests said "Rohit,you are an Einstein"

His notes end up in the dust-bin
patties and girls is all he is interested in
Bet you cannot clean him
whether you use Surf,Tide or Vim

I will write and you will laugh
But Rohit's brain will always remain half

He is as poor as a monkey in cricket
No wonder the ball he plays ends up in the wicket

Once he gave a girl a Forget-me-Not
Take this...His cheeks instantly became Red Hot! (If you understood the joke)

His legs are as clean as sheet
I think he has applied on it some Veet

He is always an idiot,
Be it the first,second or third period

Stocks may rise and Stocks may shatter
But that duffer will always chatter,chatter and chatter

He tries to be clever as a fox
But ends up smelling his own socks

He plays with my pet
But is unable to connect to the Internet!

I will write and you will laugh
But Rohit's brain will always remain half!!!

Written by- "THE HORNDOGS"