This is a new concept called "Funny Poetry".Since over the past years,poetry has been used to express some kind of beauty,but there is a boy named Rohit Pandey,he is a duffer kind of boy with no beauty,but to express him as a poem,this Funny Poetry can be used.You can copy phrases to use them as taunts for your friends.Names have been changed for privacy issues,Enjoy.
Once upon a time there was a boy named Rohit,
Who was as innocent as a "Purohit"
He Studied at ResoNance,but always talked non-sense
He lended money from people,But never managed his finance
His Fashion was of the past trend,
maybe this is the reason why nobody claimed him as a friend
He spoke & spoke & spoke in vain,
Hearing him was no less than a pain
He didn't knew the meaning of vulgar words
Be it A*s,F**ker or Bas**rd
All he knew was a word called Shit,
And when he says it,he gets a HIT!
I still remember once when he made fun of a Sardar
Frankly speaking,He was beaten like a "Gaddaar"
I will write and you will laugh
But Rohit's brain will always remain half
He ate like a dogs,lived like pigs
There came the exams and he got sick
He called froth as milk,cotton as silk
turned Red to orange,as he termed Vodafone as Hutch
Wonder how he claimed that there were 12 buttons in an iPod Touch!
Life will get Rougher
Maths will get tougher
EAT THAT "Rohit will always remain a duffer"
He wants to talk sense,
but is everytime considered as a nuisance
He stated apple juice as wine
Listen what the party guests said "Rohit,you are an Einstein"
His notes end up in the dust-bin
patties and girls is all he is interested in
Bet you cannot clean him
whether you use Surf,Tide or Vim
I will write and you will laugh
But Rohit's brain will always remain half
He is as poor as a monkey in cricket
No wonder the ball he plays ends up in the wicket
Once he gave a girl a Forget-me-Not
Take this...His cheeks instantly became Red Hot! (If you understood the joke)
His legs are as clean as sheet
I think he has applied on it some Veet
He is always an idiot,
Be it the first,second or third period
Stocks may rise and Stocks may shatter
But that duffer will always chatter,chatter and chatter
He tries to be clever as a fox
But ends up smelling his own socks
He plays with my pet
But is unable to connect to the Internet!
I will write and you will laugh
But Rohit's brain will always remain half!!!
Written by- "THE HORNDOGS"
Jul 12, 2008
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5 comments:
A J you r a wonderful writer....n this poem was superbly funny.Great work by you all. Hope that Mohit Pandey never reads this.
Thank you Avanti.As always,your comments have always led our blog to provide better content day by day.
The origin of the poem took place while all 4 of us were sitting near to each other in the school.I wrote the first 3 phrases of the poem and then gave it to Devvrat,who gave to me 1 phrase and so on.Later,even when our teachers were teaching,we were secretly writing the poem.
We wrote it in 6 hours and thought that it is worth getting in our blog.
Mohit better not read this.
That was gr8 dude......Pandey must be shoked.......Where is that part of G*Y...
thanks for appreciation adhiraj...
fantastic guys fully impressed pandey ko zaroor padwana
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